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Cell Phone Abuse

A friend called me today from her car.  She is now off my Christmas card list.

Here’s the sitch: if you make a cell phone call from your car, turn off the damn radio.  Cell phones are designed to pick up every sound within a five-mile radius.  I don’t want to hear NPR’s traffic report or the latest craptastic ear assault by Britney Spears when I should be hearing you. 

If you fail to heed my request, I will start making cat-puking-up-hairball noises so that you can understand how I feel.

My ears thank you.