Archive for the ‘Family’ Category
11
Dec
Posted by grumpymomma in Family. Tagged: Bathroom. Leave a Comment
Actual conversation this morning: Ginger: Mom, I have to use the bathroom. GrumpyMomma: OK, sweetie, go ahead. {a few moments pass} G {appearing in doorway of bathroom with her pants around her ankles and toilet paper in one hand}: Mom, I’m done! GM {trying hard not to laugh}: Are you sure you’re done? G: Yes! [...]
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23
Oct
Posted by grumpymomma in Embarrassing, Family. 3 Comments
I considered giving this post a subtler title but really, what’s the point? Tonight my kids were doing their usual pre-bath routine of running around naked while I was running the water to get it warm. Ginger gets in the bath and I call for Fred. He toddles toward me, pointing at a toy on the [...]
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15
Oct
Posted by grumpymomma in Embarrassing, Family. Tagged: bath, England, Ireland. Leave a Comment
About 6 years ago, before we were married, GrumpyDaddy and I traveled to Ireland to visit some of his family. One of his cousins came over from England with her children to meet up with us during our visit. One of her sons was about 3 and tended to rip his clothing off at all [...]
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28
Aug
Posted by grumpymomma in About Me, Family. 1 Comment
So as you probably guessed from the paucity of posts lately, we’ve been on vacation. The kids and I headed to my parents for a few weeks, with GrumpyDaddy joining us in the final week. I’m tied up trying to settle back in at the moment, but I wanted to do a short post noting [...]
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29
Jul
Posted by grumpymomma in Embarrassing, Family. Tagged: Cheerios, water. 1 Comment
This morning I was drinking a large glass of water. Ginger decided she wanted some and started taking sips in between shoving handfuls of Cheerios into her mouth. When I attempted to reclaim my glass of water, I noticed a fair amount of Cheerios crumbles in the bottom of the cup. Ginger’s backwash. I drank [...]
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27
Jul
Posted by grumpymomma in Family. Tagged: food, nap. Leave a Comment
Any parent of a toddler knows the battle that can ensue at mealtime. Sometimes your child doesn’t like what you are serving. Sometimes your child simply refuses to eat, period, despite the fact that you are serving French fries, chocolate cake, and large dollop of candy-coated lard. My darling Ginger likes to scare me by not [...]
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20
Jul
Posted by grumpymomma in Family. Tagged: activities, pre-school. Leave a Comment
Here is one of the many ironies of parenthood: you love your children to pieces, but want nothing to do with them. I exaggerate, but only slightly. In a nutshell, Ginger is now 3 years old and is full – FULL – of energy. We could do step aerobics all day long and she’d still [...]
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12
Jul
Posted by grumpymomma in Embarrassing, Family. Tagged: applesauce, cottage cheese, ricotta cheese, rotten. Leave a Comment
As I’ve posted on here many times before, I am completely inept in the kitchen. A couple examples here and here. One of my many kitchen malfunctions is to buy food and forget that I have it. GrumpyDaddy occasionally audits the refrigerator, tossing out old food and wagging his finger at me for being wasteful [...]
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10
Jul
Posted by grumpymomma in Family. Tagged: chalk, driveway. 1 Comment
Ginger is starting to write letters and someone close to her, who shall go unidentified for reasons you are about to understand, has been trying to teach her some letters. The letters this person has chosen to teach include E, a first initial of someone in the family, H for some unknown reason, and L, [...]
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27
Jun
Posted by grumpymomma in Family. Leave a Comment
5:40 a.m. That’s the time this morning that my darling Ginger got out of bed, went downstairs to look for me, and started crying when she realized that I wasn’t yet up and that she was all by her lonesome. So she came back upstairs and stood outside my bedroom door crying. GrumpyDaddy was kind [...]
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