I suppose it has to happen to everyone at some point, and now it’s my turn. My computer has died.
Well, kind of.
Let’s just say that it is acting very fickle and whether or not it works seems to depend upon which way the wind is blowing, hence my lack of posts of late. I’m not [...]
Archive for May, 2009
29 May
Technical Difficulties
18 May
The Food Hierarchy According To Ginger
Based upon my observations and many battles with Ginger, I now present to you, my dear readers, the deliciousness of food, in descending order.
1. Food given to Ginger by another mom.
2. Food given to her by another child.
3. Food that she finds while scavenging in the pantry despite my repeatedly yelling at [...]
13 May
Meet My New BFF
Today at the gym, as I was getting dressed after my workout, I spotted something that made my day. Another woman was getting dressed after her workout and was eating a Snickers bar in full view of the rest of us, with zero shame. I love it.
Shouldn’t we all enjoy life [...]
10 May
Happy Mother’s Day!
As I type, I can hear Fred on the baby monitor, wide awake and practicing the word “eye” while playing with perhaps the greatest invention ever, the Ocean Wonders Aquarium. Moments like this make all the hassle worth it.
We’re not big on fancy celebrations around here, but GrumpyDaddy is cooking dinner tonight, which will [...]
9 May
Motherhood – The Ultimate Weight Loss Plan?
Random thought for the day: I’m not one to obsess about weight, but I don’t understand why I’m not a size 00. Well, aside from the fact that my entire body frame would have to collapse on itself a wee bit in order to make that happen.
But seriously, being at home all day with [...]
3 May
The Importance Of Being Diapered
GrumpyDaddy is a very intelligent man. Really, he is. And I realize that it’s unfair to expect him to know how to handle the two kids as well as I do, simply because I do it all day, every day.
But honestly. Letting a 19-month old run around without a diaper? [...]
1 May
Score One For Momma Bear
Today I got my courage up and took the kids to Panera for lunch (I have to pack a lunch for the kids since they won’t eat the food I buy them. I have the only kids in the world who would rather eat food from home).
We get there and find a line longer [...]
