Archive for February, 2009

Impasto Grizzled Howler Urning

This is the title of an email I received today. It was one of those “we would like to wire you $10 trillion so please give us your bank account number” junk emails.
I must confess that I actually enjoy reading those emails because they are so ludicrous that I can’t imagine anyone falling for [...]

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Don’t Wear A Turtleneck To Get A Haircut

File this under “Weird.” As I’ve noted in this blog before, I have one of those wash-and-go haircuts and therefore refuse to spend a lot on my cuts. (My hair color is a different story, but I’ll save my “mortgage the house for highlights” stories for another day). I go to those [...]

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You Know It’s Bad When Your Toddler Is Mocking You

As I fight my way through a miserable sinus infection, my darling Fred has taken great delight in mimicking the various disgusting noises I make when blowing my nose, most of which approximate the sound of a clogged foghorn.
I have spent the week honking my way through box after box of tissus, and have been [...]

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My Toddler Is On Steroids

Ginger woke from her nap yesterday barking like a dog, which any parent knows means croup. We zipped over to the doctor’s office, and Ginger got a steroid shot to help with her breathing.
The pediatrician warned that the steroid may cause her to be hyper for the next couple of days, and that she [...]

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Sick

Hell is having to care for two young, rambunctious children while sick. (Worse hell – is there such a thing?? – is if they get sick, too).
I can’t hide in my office with the door closed and my head on my desk. I can’t take a quick snooze in my car. I [...]

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Valentine’s Day Grinch

Guess who was the only mom who didn’t bring valentines to her kid’s class? Yeah, that would be me.
Ginger’s pre-school sent home a notice saying that valentines of any kind were optional. Crazy me, I thought “optional” meant, well, optional. So I opted not to do any.
You see, I can’t [...]

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Operation Feed My Brain

In an effort to reverse my brain rot, I am reading more of the news and actually paying attention while doing so, rather than letting my mind wander to the 10,000 other things that need to get done. A multi-tasking brain can be difficult to control.
I just ordered some books from Amazon.com on economic [...]

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Wanted: Mental Gymnastics

I had a heartburn moment recently. While perusing the local newspaper during a rare spell of quiet time (both kids were napping), I caught mention of a former co-worker and law school classmate at my old firm. The blurb pertained to a high-profile client of the firm. In standard defense attorney form, [...]

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Diaper-Free And Loving It!

Tonight is a big night. Ginger asked not to wear a diaper to bed. She has been asking for this for a week or so now, but I’ve been to terrified to let her. After spending 12 days of doing an insane amount of laundry because of the stomach flu that worked [...]

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